Where’s the tea?


As usual it was Gill’s idea …

“Do you girls fancy Abraham’s Tea Round?” Sounds easy.

Without knowing what she’d agreed to, Stella was in. Di is unable to say no to anything which is too far and too steep so that made three. A fellow Tea Round enthusiast, young Jack from Manchester, also joined us on the day. 

The weekend was booked with accommodation in Keswick, but a stormy forecast for the Saturday persuaded us to drive up early on Friday and set straight off.

The round starts at George Fisher. It’s a 12000ft, 30 mile loop of all the peaks you can (allegedly*) see from the window of Abraham’s Tea room, and all finishers are (allegedly*) awarded tea, cake and a golden teacup. A bit extreme for a free brew you may think…

For those of you who don’t know us, we are vet runners up for a laugh, a challenge and an adventure. We are not fast or serious, if we can do this then anyone can.

Beautiful views from High Stile

We set off from Keswick with heavy packs…The first peak, Catbells, was easy. We then dropped into Little Town, then on up to Robinson, a nice climb with a short scramble. Beautiful views and a very steep descent took us to the South end of Lake Buttermere. We thought we were doing alright for time so we stopped for an ice lolly. Lots of people on the track were doing the sensible thing, turning right along the lake to Buttermere village. Not us! Straight up a promising path heading for High Stile, which quickly went the wrong way. So, we made a left turn off of the footpath over steep rough ground and craggs and aimed for the summit, making slow progress. From High Stile it was an easy run along the ridge to Red Pike, followed by a kamikaze scree ski to Buttermere village. At this point, we checked our watches and realised it was 4pm. We were only halfway round and unlikely to make last orders at this rate! So we denied ourselves a brew and picked up the pace…

A beautiful stop for lunch

A long slog, but easy terrain, got us up Whiteless Pike in good time. Great runnable terrain from here, we were making such good progress we accidentally missed out Hobcarton Crag. No problem – this section is an out and back to Grisedale Pike so we ticked it off on the way back. But now the drama begins! The wind had picked up and it had started to rain. We looked up the vertical cliff (not a path) which was apparently the route up to Eel crag, the next obligatory peak on the round. As we might have mentioned, we are fun runners and this didn’t look much fun! So, we took a long way round which still ended up a near vertical scree-fest. Having ticked that one off we easily jogged the beautiful ridge over Sail to Causey Pike.

Stunning views from Red Pike

The route then absurdly includes the molehill which is Rowling End (never knowingly visited by man woman or beast). At this point Stella went on strike – she’d forgotten to plot Barrow on her GPS and was convinced this was the last one. Ibuprofen, an energy bar and a kick up the arse were duly administered. We then set off through rough ground and dense bracken, trying (failing) not to lose height crossing the valley bottom to ascend to Barrow, the last peak. A lovely easy descent to Braithwaite heralded the last enjoyable part of the route. Dusk and a slog along the main road eventually brought us to Keswick for last orders and chips.

The finish

We had “deliberately” slowed our pace so our arrival in Keswick would coincide with the send-off of a proper fell runner. Our very own legend, Dougie Zinis, was setting off an attempt to beat the double Bob Graham record. We offered to pace him after we had finished our chips, but as he was on a tight schedule, he politely declined.

As we were writing this report over a glass of wine outside the Moot hall, we checked his progress. The legend was already on his way up Yewbasatard (obviously not going at our pace).

(Sadly during his second night out while on his scheduled target, Dougie tore his quad and had to retire. He had completed 31 peaks (15 of them twice), 31,500 ft of climb and c. 65 miles. He will of course be back for round 2… )


On Saturday morning, we duly queued with face masks and Strava trace outside George Fisher to claim our reward…

1. Cafe is closed

2. Golden teacup is discontinued

3. Stella contests (without evidence) that Barrow is in fact visible from the window of Abraham’s Tearoom

*See you in court George Fisher 

And … no tea was consumed at any point during the round …

Pendle, Peaks and more


The first weekend in March was another busy one for Calder Valley Fell Runners, with racing dominated by several big events.

Saturday, 7th March marked the inaugural year for the Saddleworth Ten Res’s – billed as 24-mile course with 4000ft of climb, this was actually a tough 25+-mile high-moor route around Saddleworth Moor, complete with 4500ft of ascent & descent, as racers navigated around a mixed-terrain route taking in a staggering ten local reservoirs, visiting each checkpoint in a specific order – with whisky a beer available for all competitors at least one of the later checkpoints.

Amazing atmospheric skies and big smiles from Bill. Photo courtesy of Jim Harrison

Half a dozen red & white hoops entered this race & grouped fairly well from the start. Jonathan Moon led the way for CVFR, keeping a steady pace throughout as he battled for a top three place, but eventually finished a very respectable 6th overall in 4hr 50 minutes (& third in open age category). Despite trailing early on, Bill Johnson’s racing experience showed, as he took a pre-planned alternate route bringing him out ahead of many of the other runners, to finish only three minutes behind Moon, in 8th place overall, & first in the MV50 age category. Phil Wells, in his first event at this distance, also ran a savvy race to finish 9th overall (& 3rd MV45) in in 5h12 – seeing the Calder Valley men take the team prize. Andy Wright raced well to finish in 13th place overall in 5h23, with James Cooke in 28th place, closely followed by Toby Sydes in 29th.

Moon described this race, as a ‘a future local classic in the making’ – ‘very enjoyable up to Wessenden Head’ before the snow & ice covered. climb to Black Hill, followed by ‘knee-deep bogs’ on the way down to Crowden.

Also. On Saturday, 7th March, over 230 runners competed in the Moorhouse’s Stan Bradshaw Pendle Round fell race – a 10.4 mile fell race on and around Pendle Hill, complete with nearly 2000ft of climb. CVFR’ss Darren Kay ran an outstanding race to take 4th place overall (& second MV40), crossing the line in just 1h 7 minutes & 30 seconds. Teammate Mark Wharton came in 58th overall (& in the top 15 in the MV50 category) in 1h 22 minutes & 59 seconds.

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‘Wainwrights’ come to Calderdale

They only went and did it!!!!

Calder Valley Fell Runners haven’t been racing or running together since the Covid lockdown began.  One thing that came up was that there was nothing available for club members to do as a group, socially and physically.  As we all love a good hill or two, a hill climbing challenge was devised.

  The challenge was to find as much climbing as possible. Members were asked to create their  toughest category in AS (min 1.5km up to 10km), AM (up to 20km) or finally AL (30km limit) race.  The ‘A” standard for these distances is an average of not less than 50 metres climb per kilometre.

An additional challenge was for the club to run the equivalent of the height of all 214 of the Lake District Wainwrights from sea level on their local fells and that is total of 453,000 feet.   CVFR sponsored this event and donated £1 for every 1000 feet climbed by club members who enter this competition.  The money raised was donated to the Halifax Homeless and Community Kitchen.

Halifax Homeless and Community Kitchen opened in January last year and runs a kitchen in the town centre every Sunday serving meals and handing out food, toiletries and sometimes clothes to take away.  The coronavirus outbreak means the kitchen has had to be closed for now, but the volunteers who run the project have begun delivering food to those in need across the town.

Club statistician Andy Wright said “As well as giving me lots of excuses to play with spreadsheets, it has been rewarding to see the effect this has had on our members.  People are chatting to one another about their runs, pushing themselves outside their comfort zones, talking about the mental effect that lock down is having on them as well as competing with one another to see who can come up with the ugliest, hilliest courses.”

Gayle and Jo on the “Wainwrights” terrain in the Lakes a few years ago

After a close week the CVFR runners pulled some amazing climbs out of the bag on the final day of the challenge allowing us to beat the Wainwright target with a combined total climb of 486,151 feet.  Total running distance by entrants to the challenge was 2,054 miles. So £486 will be donated to Halifax Homeless and Community Kitchen.

Nicola Freemantle, organiser of HHCK said “The challenge looks amazing and the mental well-being and how people are talking and getting involved and feeling better is amazing.  You are all so great. This money will go towards feeding over 500 people a week. That is 3 meals a day for 7 days. This is family referrals from social services, young carers and other sectors. We provide healthy meals with fresh fruit and veg.”

The routes with the most climb for each distance were short (under 6.2 miles) Darren Kay with a leg busting 4,321 feet climbed, medium (under 12.4 miles) Matt Kay with 4,656 feet climbed.  For the long route (under 18.6 miles) Stuart Russell climbed a monstrous 7709 feet.

The steepest routes overall were Darren Kay’s run at 697 ft per mile, followed by Holly Page’s route up and down Hardcastle Crags at 552 ft per mile.  Men’s Captain, Shaun Godsman covered 527 ft per mile.